So, I don't feel like writing the whole day out, but yesterday we went on the most random river excursion and met random people who like boobs. It started out with Brodie, Jeff, Danae, Brittany, and me and the Jeff and Danae walked a long way home because they got detached from the raft and were cold. We floated into the mist and down the river and it was like Lord of the Rings. Did I mentioned it was raining. Also, me and Brittany sat in the big raft in our tubes, while Brodie paddled the whole way.
We met some random guys in kayaks who were trying to get me to show Brodie my boobs. They gave him a beer and told him to make sure I paid for it later haha! I don't know why anyone would pay for a free beer...I guess its flawed logic.
We also stopped at a rope swing and Brodie of course was a master at it. Just like George of the Jungle. Brittany did it too. I attempted to fish, but then I got the line stuck in a tree and gave up. We kept floating and went down fun rapids. When we got to the end of our journey, everyone was staring because we looked ghetto. It's bad when you are the odd ball at the river haha!
After some much needed Mexican food at La Fogata, the day came to an end. Like Ice Cube said "Today was a good day.."
Monday, July 19, 2010
Sunday, July 18, 2010
The Most Epic Night, But We Don't Really Know Why It's Epic...
So, I'm trying to come up with the best way to write this post because I don't think that anyone will understand how much fun we had last night...I guess the best way is to start out with a quote from the great Brodie Wall:
"I feel like you have to be really fucked up when you come over here, or else you will just get weirded out and want to leave..."
That is one of the truest statements I have ever heard about Logan and Brodie's apartment. So here's a little story that backs this quote up...
It Saturday, and we all are a little groggy from the lack of sleep and rager that happened Friday. After a brief discussion of what happened the night before (Chris streaking, me yelling, and Logan getting no sleep) I head home with Brittany to grab some foodage and change into a bathing suit and Brodie, Logan, Haley, Chris and I head to the pool. We chilled there a little bit and somebody mentioned poker and we decided that a poker night was necessary. I was excited so I head home and get a quick nap and change and then head back to 605.
I walk in and everyone is dead. Not literally, everyone is just kind of exhausted, myself included. We quickly decided that we need to get fucked up. So we do. And this is where things start getting weird. Well everyone that is fucked up dancing, like weird dancing. I kept looking at Logan and saying "I feel like the breakfast club" ...yeah it was like that dancing scene if you know what I'm talking about. Brodie put on My Story and Chris, Brodie, and Robby started singing "elevators in harmonies" as I said and tweeted haha....
I left the room to talk on the phone for about 2 mins and when I came back there was a baseball game going on in the living room. Chris was pitching with a ping pong ball and Robby was hitting with a golf club. The whole time my paranoid self was waiting for either the ping pong ball or the golf club to hit me in the face. I don't know who won, but it didn't matter because everyone celebrated at the end. Thank goodness I got it on film...
After a few more sing-a-longs, me, Brodie and Chris decided that we wanted to go dance downtown...Oh Lordy... The walk from the apartment was so crazy. We were dancing and singing Rude Boy and then when we got to 5 points, we were walking kind of in rhythm with the songs that they were playing in the bars. We got to the corner and were about to cross the street when we spotted our enemies...cops. They were sitting outside of Pourhouse and Brodie started having a "bad trip, bad trip, BAD TRIP". He decided that he was too messed up to go to the bar and that he was really hot and his ID wouldn't work so he had to go home. I think I am just going to have to type out the conversation as a script or something:
Chris: Brodie, I need a wingman, you can do this. Come on.
Brodie: Nah dude, I need to go home. You don't need me. Remember we listened to the song Ridin' Solo.
Chris: Yeah
Brodie: (sings) I'm putting on my shades to cover up my eyes..
As this is happening, I was laughing and wanted to get off the street corner because I thought everyone was staring at me.
Me and Chris decide that we still want to go to the bar and so we get some drinks and just chill. I thought I saw some friends that were supposed to already be there so we go across the bar. We somehow ended up just posting up in the corner dancing to whatever song came on. We had to look like the biggest idiots EVER. We weren't talking to anyone, just dancing.
Some oldish bitch started grinding on some oldish dude right in front of us and we made fun of her. After about 10 minutes of grinding on the guy, the Cupid Shuffle came on and the oldish bitch asked me if I knew how to do it. Immediately, I started doing the Cupid Shuffle and so did Chris. When we faced the back wall, I turned around and there were some fat girls doing it too. When I turned back around to the front, there were even more people doing it too. That's when I realized that I had simultaneously added and checked off something from my bucket list. Starting a line dance in a bar that typically does not have dancing. It was great.
After all that dancing, me and Chris decided we weren't fucked up enough and our plan was to go get fucked up more and then come back to the bar. Since my friends still weren't there, this sounded like a great plan! We bee-bopped our way back to the apartment and what do we see when we walk in? Our good friend Logan cuddled up on the couch, too fucked up to move. I giggled and we began to get more fucked up.
After more of the same (dancing and singing). We decided that it was too late to go back out, but it was DEFINITELY time for food. Sonic was a must. Before Saturday, I did not realize the extent of Sonic's menu. There are so many different varieties of food. We had to have placed the most random assortment of food ever.
Brodie got a breakfast burrito, Chris got everything with cheese, cheesy tots and cheese sticks, I got a grilled cheese and a hot fudge sundae, but it was Logan who took the cake on being the most random. Logan ordered a grilled cheese, cheese sticks, french toast sticks, a hot fudge sundae, and I think a milkshake. We were very disappointed that they were out of campfire blast ingredients because I wanted one SO bad.
Do your friends ever say really weird things and you are like WTF later on. Well, my friends do all the time. When I went to order my food, I said "Hmmm what do I want." Brodie responded with "Emily wants a dick sandwich, hold the bread". Definitely a what the fuck moment. Basically the whole night was filled with really random quotes and so I'm just going to start naming a few to close out this blog entry because it is really long.
"Weed is my wingman"
"I got this hair restoration treatment, and now I have a cool earring! And I can jet ski!"
"The early bird gets the worm"
"Those kids smoke a lot"
"I had the best tweet 500 seconds ago"
There were a lot more, but I don't remember them all...
After some Jackass and Soul Train, the night ended and we all fell asleep. The End.
"I feel like you have to be really fucked up when you come over here, or else you will just get weirded out and want to leave..."
That is one of the truest statements I have ever heard about Logan and Brodie's apartment. So here's a little story that backs this quote up...
It Saturday, and we all are a little groggy from the lack of sleep and rager that happened Friday. After a brief discussion of what happened the night before (Chris streaking, me yelling, and Logan getting no sleep) I head home with Brittany to grab some foodage and change into a bathing suit and Brodie, Logan, Haley, Chris and I head to the pool. We chilled there a little bit and somebody mentioned poker and we decided that a poker night was necessary. I was excited so I head home and get a quick nap and change and then head back to 605.
I walk in and everyone is dead. Not literally, everyone is just kind of exhausted, myself included. We quickly decided that we need to get fucked up. So we do. And this is where things start getting weird. Well everyone that is fucked up dancing, like weird dancing. I kept looking at Logan and saying "I feel like the breakfast club" ...yeah it was like that dancing scene if you know what I'm talking about. Brodie put on My Story and Chris, Brodie, and Robby started singing "elevators in harmonies" as I said and tweeted haha....
I left the room to talk on the phone for about 2 mins and when I came back there was a baseball game going on in the living room. Chris was pitching with a ping pong ball and Robby was hitting with a golf club. The whole time my paranoid self was waiting for either the ping pong ball or the golf club to hit me in the face. I don't know who won, but it didn't matter because everyone celebrated at the end. Thank goodness I got it on film...
After a few more sing-a-longs, me, Brodie and Chris decided that we wanted to go dance downtown...Oh Lordy... The walk from the apartment was so crazy. We were dancing and singing Rude Boy and then when we got to 5 points, we were walking kind of in rhythm with the songs that they were playing in the bars. We got to the corner and were about to cross the street when we spotted our enemies...cops. They were sitting outside of Pourhouse and Brodie started having a "bad trip, bad trip, BAD TRIP". He decided that he was too messed up to go to the bar and that he was really hot and his ID wouldn't work so he had to go home. I think I am just going to have to type out the conversation as a script or something:
Chris: Brodie, I need a wingman, you can do this. Come on.
Brodie: Nah dude, I need to go home. You don't need me. Remember we listened to the song Ridin' Solo.
Chris: Yeah
Brodie: (sings) I'm putting on my shades to cover up my eyes..
As this is happening, I was laughing and wanted to get off the street corner because I thought everyone was staring at me.
Me and Chris decide that we still want to go to the bar and so we get some drinks and just chill. I thought I saw some friends that were supposed to already be there so we go across the bar. We somehow ended up just posting up in the corner dancing to whatever song came on. We had to look like the biggest idiots EVER. We weren't talking to anyone, just dancing.
Some oldish bitch started grinding on some oldish dude right in front of us and we made fun of her. After about 10 minutes of grinding on the guy, the Cupid Shuffle came on and the oldish bitch asked me if I knew how to do it. Immediately, I started doing the Cupid Shuffle and so did Chris. When we faced the back wall, I turned around and there were some fat girls doing it too. When I turned back around to the front, there were even more people doing it too. That's when I realized that I had simultaneously added and checked off something from my bucket list. Starting a line dance in a bar that typically does not have dancing. It was great.
After all that dancing, me and Chris decided we weren't fucked up enough and our plan was to go get fucked up more and then come back to the bar. Since my friends still weren't there, this sounded like a great plan! We bee-bopped our way back to the apartment and what do we see when we walk in? Our good friend Logan cuddled up on the couch, too fucked up to move. I giggled and we began to get more fucked up.
After more of the same (dancing and singing). We decided that it was too late to go back out, but it was DEFINITELY time for food. Sonic was a must. Before Saturday, I did not realize the extent of Sonic's menu. There are so many different varieties of food. We had to have placed the most random assortment of food ever.
Brodie got a breakfast burrito, Chris got everything with cheese, cheesy tots and cheese sticks, I got a grilled cheese and a hot fudge sundae, but it was Logan who took the cake on being the most random. Logan ordered a grilled cheese, cheese sticks, french toast sticks, a hot fudge sundae, and I think a milkshake. We were very disappointed that they were out of campfire blast ingredients because I wanted one SO bad.
Do your friends ever say really weird things and you are like WTF later on. Well, my friends do all the time. When I went to order my food, I said "Hmmm what do I want." Brodie responded with "Emily wants a dick sandwich, hold the bread". Definitely a what the fuck moment. Basically the whole night was filled with really random quotes and so I'm just going to start naming a few to close out this blog entry because it is really long.
"Weed is my wingman"
"I got this hair restoration treatment, and now I have a cool earring! And I can jet ski!"
"The early bird gets the worm"
"Those kids smoke a lot"
"I had the best tweet 500 seconds ago"
There were a lot more, but I don't remember them all...
After some Jackass and Soul Train, the night ended and we all fell asleep. The End.
Friday, July 16, 2010
Getting Ready...
I'm a thorough believer in that getting ready to go out sets the mood for the night...
Currently I am jammin' to Lotta Money by Diamond, drinking a mixed drink, blowing my hair dryer and just kind of having fun with it. I have plenty of time to do exactly what I want to do in order to look my best, and I know that in my new heels I am going to look fly as can be! Haha jk! But on a serious note, getting ready to go out really does determine if you will have fun that night. I have been looking forward to tonight for a whole week now. Since I had an accounting test and two jobs this week, I haven't been raging so hard. The most I have done this week: Me and Pack went to Krispy Kreme and to watch some people play football...yeah its been that kind of week and the blog posts have been pretty slow. Because I am feeling good while getting ready, I am setting myself up for an AWESOME night, which mean that I will have an AWESOME blog entry to post laterday so readers NEVER FEAR!
-Toodles!
Currently I am jammin' to Lotta Money by Diamond, drinking a mixed drink, blowing my hair dryer and just kind of having fun with it. I have plenty of time to do exactly what I want to do in order to look my best, and I know that in my new heels I am going to look fly as can be! Haha jk! But on a serious note, getting ready to go out really does determine if you will have fun that night. I have been looking forward to tonight for a whole week now. Since I had an accounting test and two jobs this week, I haven't been raging so hard. The most I have done this week: Me and Pack went to Krispy Kreme and to watch some people play football...yeah its been that kind of week and the blog posts have been pretty slow. Because I am feeling good while getting ready, I am setting myself up for an AWESOME night, which mean that I will have an AWESOME blog entry to post laterday so readers NEVER FEAR!
-Toodles!
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Drunk Amateur Strippers
So after me and my friends went downtown to 5 points on Friday night, we decided to continue the party. After we revamped ourselves with some Grilled Teriyaki (only the best thing EVER for 5 bucks in 5 points) we decided that Busch Light was necessary so we cranked up the music and started playing the mother of all drinking games....BEER PONG!
Oh snap. After winning a lot (of course) somebody (can't remember who) put on some Passion Pit...this started a massive techno dance party and my friends Brodie, Chris, and Pack took their shirts off and started stripper humping me and Haley and trying to give us lap dances. This was pretty well documented but the pictures were too racey to put on Facebook, so I'll just post them here cause they are hilarious:
no homo
my friends are so gay...this is why i love them
Oh snap. After winning a lot (of course) somebody (can't remember who) put on some Passion Pit...this started a massive techno dance party and my friends Brodie, Chris, and Pack took their shirts off and started stripper humping me and Haley and trying to give us lap dances. This was pretty well documented but the pictures were too racey to put on Facebook, so I'll just post them here cause they are hilarious:
no homo
my friends are so gay...this is why i love them
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Hangovers
So last night was Monday, as we all know Mondays are the greatest thing since sliced bread these days due to dollar liquor at Pavs. So I decided that since I haven't been to the gym since Thursday that I would not get too drunk so I would not be hungover...Of course this was an epic fail due to tequila and jagger (which has now joined PBR on my ban list). Now I don't know about ya'll but my hangovers are the worst...like its punishment for real. I usually have to wake up super early cause Brittany usually has to work and I am still wasted. I know drunk driving is really bad and all but I have had to do it quite a bit this summer, but it has been at like 8:30 or 9:00 in the morning. Have you ever thought about what it would be like to get breathalyzed that early? I'm not sure it would happen so I feel pretty safe. Waking up that early after a Monday night out is the worst way to start off Tuesday. So then, I make my way to get foodage (usually McDonald's bacon, egg, and cheese) and try to prevent the inevitable. The hangover. I pass back out for a few hours when I get home and then it hits...
About two hours later incoming...The headache....
I wish I could tell you that this was the worst part, but its not...
About 30 minutes later the worst comes...The upset stomach
I will literally feel nauseated all day and I will lay in bed and ask myself "why did I go out last night?" I really don't think I have done anything productive on a Tuesday all summer...BLAH!
The saddest part is that it is now 12:10 am on Wednesday and I am still feeling nauseous....BLAH again! Good night!
Friday, July 2, 2010
Oh No...
What do you get when you mix:
1. 4 Loko
2. Friends
3. Bars
4. Cars
5. Sonic
6. And blackout Emily is the soberist person there?
...way to waste a half a tank of gas and not even remember where you went Emily...real cool...
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Reckless, but fun
Well everyone has told me lately that I need to write a book on my life. I don't even believe the life that I live. Not to sound cocky or anything, but I am blessed with so many great friends that make my life the interesting thing it is. You could say we like to party I guess...and I guess that is what my blog is going to be about cause it is one thing I know how to do well. I love to have a great time and one thing that makes me very happy is to see other people having a great time with me. So here's my blog, about my life? Maybe it will also just help improve my writing skills also cause I SUCK at writing...Anywho...
Monday, June 28th, 2010: An ordinary person does not drink on a Monday and if they do it is maybe a beer or two. In my world, Monday is the new Thursday and anyone who has a social life in college knows that Thursday starts the weekend (technically) and Thursday is all about raging (one of my favorite activities). In attempt to not spend as much money, me and my bestie Brittany decided that we would not be out late (past 1 am) and that we were just going to "take it easy" tonight. It still sounded like a fun night though. Our original plan started out that we were just going go to Wild Wing and watch the game with some good friends, maybe get some wine and go to a friend Kate's house after and just chill. A solid night. Well you could say that we deviated from the plan just a smidge...
We got to Wild Wing and started talking to our friends and they informed us that we just HAD to come over after and drink with them so we agreed after we got out wine that went to Kate's that we would stop by for a little bit. After seeing a few other friends there we left and went to the notorious "Shiv" to get our supplies. If you are from Columbia, you know about the "Shiv". It is the single handedly the easiest place to buy alcohol underaged. You could look nothing like your ID and they will pass that shit out like candy. So we left the "Shiv" with a bottle of Chardonnay and a 6-pack of Michelobe Ultras and I got this feeling that we were going to end up staying up all night and getting really wasted. I told Brittany and I think she agreed because Mondays are the new Thursdays and that means greatness. So we went to Kate's and opened the bottle of wine. Brittany and I had just two glasses of wine, but by the time we left we were already spilling the "OMG REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE SO DRUNK AND WE DID THIS (fill in the blank)". Yeah we were pretty entertaining and the night only got better from there. So Brodie and Logan (our friends we were with earlier) just live around the corner from Kate so we drove over there and this is when the night started to get rowdy.
We were singing Young Jeezy and screaming "I LOVE WINE" by the time we were in the car. I looked at Brittany and said "Yo, I don't think we can make it home." She agreed and so we rolled up to the next party with the rest of our wine and a 6-pack and got the party started. As soon as we walked in hollerin' and being rowdy I knew it was going to be a great night. Brodie just looked at me stuck a BudLight in my face. I did what any slightly tipsy person would do and screamed beer pong and played a game. Just as I finished my game, Carolina won their game so everyone started chest bumping and screaming "DT, DT, DT!" I'm like FUCK YEAH DT! So then we all go outside and proceed to downtown. First we went to Village (it used to be fun but not so much anymore). So after Brodie and Brittany quit playing a game of grab ass and we took a couple of shots we went to the Mecca of Monday nights: PAVLOVS. Pavs is the reason why I am broke, because I spend so much money at Pavs on Monday nights. Its bad when you can spend more than 10 dollars at 50 cent shot and dollar liquor night. But hey, I'm in college and I don't have to worry about alcoholism until after I graduate. So we went to Pavs for a bit and got really drunk. It took me a while, but I realized that Brodie was no longer with us. I couldn't remember the last time I saw him so I texted him and said "Where did you go?" He texted back and said "My apt" so I got Brittany and we walked back to his apartment. When we got there our friend Chris was....well doing something unmentionable on here...and Brodie was supposedly having sex with a fat girl? Still haven't asked him about that so I asked what had happened to Brodie before that and they said that he called and said that he needed to be picked up. They found him running around at the corner of Pickens and Gervais (a part of Columbia that is NOWHERE near 5 points) and he didn't know why he was there. HAHA! He seriously had walked like 3 miles and his apartment was like a couple hundred yards away...Classic.
So we were fucked up and someone said something about a swing. Everyone like freaked out and was like "OMG yeah lets go to the swing!" So we did. Brittany being the bold and daring girl that she is got on the swing first. Logan began to push her and she fell backwards and we laughed. The funniest thing was yet to come though. Logan pushed Brittany a little too hard and she fell face first into the dirt. Seeing as it was 3 am Brittany was pretty tired. She layed there face in the dirt flat as a board and didn't move. At the same time the people who owned the swing came outside and were very confused as to why we were on their swing and why are friend was laying in dirt. We just laughed really hard and just told them we were fucked up and that Brodie and Logan lived down the street.
Just then, someone got hungry (probably me) and so we had to make a decision between IHOP and Wa-Ho. IHOP was closer so we decided it was better cause we were fucked up and shouldn't have been driving. So Logan picked Brittany up and carried her to the car cause she was still sleeping and we drove to IHOP. This might have been the scariest ride of my life. Picture putting you life in someone elses hands and having them be reckless with it but the thrill to so fun that you don't want them to stop being reckless....yeah thats how this was. Logan was going what seemed like 100 miles and hour down Blossom St. and Assembly. I think we made it to IHOP in about 2 mins. Stunt driving is fun, but not safe. We get to IHOP and Brittany wakes up and our friends Robby and Haley meet us there. Robby mad a rude comment to Brittany and she gets HELLA pissed off. Through out entire 4 am breakfast she is pissed and is yelling at Robby across the table. To say the least, we were the fucked up ones on a Tuesday morning in IHOP. After falling asleep in her hashbrowns, we decided that Britt needed to go home and so we drove the speed limit (I think) back to Logan and Brodie's apartment where I think Brodie was still fucking the fat chick. After some good ole fashion life talks with Logan I went to sleep only to wake up at 8:30 that morning and had to drive home (still drunk). I love my life.
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